Forian kid thinks Hanukah is a peace on earth holiday? uh.... Mahkahbees weren't hippies. festival of lights? what an ignoramus, it is the only Juda
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this Forian guy thinks Hanukah is a peace on earth holiday? uh.... Mahkahbees weren't hippies.
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Obama doesn't get it at all. Hanukkah isn't about faith and aspirations to work together... it is about kicking the asses of outside powers telling us what to do like.... um Obama
Sugar Smacks
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Time Warner fixed, but I was beginning to like being offline. walking my dog without internet to celebrate
unrestrained free markets r no different then socialism
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a market unkept defaults2 centralization if mergers r always efficient. please weed
Time Warner Internet down from snowstorm, then service didn't come back. Getting Verizon January 7th.
silly Camel Fucker. Tricks are for Bush. YOUR SHOE MISSED... and Dana is pissed!
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NYTimes says Illinois isn't #1 state with corruption
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oooh! what is it about the size of the boat & motion of the ocean?
NYTimes trying to spin Chicago corruption by pointing out the Illinois if actually #7 of government felons
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Chicago is only one part of Illinois! and it certainly isn't a numbers game. It is the quality of the corruption.
Who's On 1st
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Check out this interesting answer on Yedda
Who's on first?
you didn't say if you were traveling with anyone.
Yadja your joke still follows logic. "Who's on first" is funny because it ridicules the game.
...as for who is on first... the joke is the wording has a double meaning and the less used meaning is the truth... consistently. The punchline is the explaination. your joke just was that you have to listen careful...
intent is everything. words have no meaning without it. if your intent is to confuse... then there is no way to prove malicious intent. hence the U.S. government is a Democratic Republic and not a Democracy to protect us from the tyranny of law vs. minority opinion, minority philosophy and minority religion.
Topics: life
Answered by SimonStudio on December 13, 2008
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you remind me of the Jew.
what Jew?.the Jew with the power.what power?.the power of voodoo.who do?.you do.do what?.remind me of the Jew..i saw my Jewy.crying hard as Jew could cry.what could i do?.my Jewy's love had gone.and left my Jewy blue .knowbody new.what kind of magic spell to use?.slimy tails, or puppy dog tails.thunder or lightning.and Jewy said..dance magic dance.dance magic dance.put that Jewies spell on me.jump magic jump.jump magic jump.put that magic jump on me.slap that Jewy if he screams..i saw my Jewy.trying hard as Jew could try.what could i do.my Jewy's fun had gone.and left my Jewy blue.knowbody new.what kind of magic spell to use?.slimy tails, or puppy dog tails.thunder or lightning.and Jewy said..dance magic dance.dance magic dance.put that Jewies spell on me.jump magic jump.jump magic jump.put that magic jump on me.slap that Jewy if he screams..dance magic dance.dance magic dance.dance magic dance.dance magic dance.jump magic jump.jump magic jump.jump magic jump.jump magic jump.put that magic jump on me.slap that Jewy if he screams..you remind me of the Jew.what Jew?.the Jew with the power.what power?.the power of voodoo.who do?.you do.do what?.remind me of the Jew..dance magic dance oo oo oo .dance magic dance oo oo oo .dance the magic.dance the magic oo oo oo..what kind of magic spell to use?.slimy tails, or puppy dog tails.thunder or lightning.something frightning
Justice may not be deliberately blind. Gittin 58a
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this is from the Talmud: Rabbi Johanan said: Jerusalem was destroyed because the people acted evilly within the law. A story illustrates it: a former apprentice who had become rich was enamored of his master's wife. She returned his love and often visited him by stealth. Once the master needed money and informed his erstwhile apprentice of this. The latter offered to lend him the money and suggested that the master send his wife for it. They remained together for three days, and just as she left her lover, the husband arrived, inquiring for his wife.
"She left me within the hour of her arrival," said the apprentice. "But I have heard a rumor that she has been unfaithful to you."
"What shall I do?" asked the master.
"Divorce her" said the apprentice.
"But her marriage settlement is large, and since it is only a rumor, I must pay it."
"I shall advance you the money," said the apprentice.
As soon as the divorce was effective, the paramour married the woman. Soon he sued his former master for the money, and the latter, being unable to pay it, was compelled to agree to work off his debt by labor. While he waited at the table, his tears trickled down his cheeks and fell into the cups of wine he was serving.
Then it was that decree was sealed in Heaven that Jerusalem should be destroyed. No actual crime had been committed, it was entirely legal as to procedure, and well within the law, yet it merited a harsher penalty than an actual crime would have brought on.
"She left me within the hour of her arrival," said the apprentice. "But I have heard a rumor that she has been unfaithful to you."
"What shall I do?" asked the master.
"Divorce her" said the apprentice.
"But her marriage settlement is large, and since it is only a rumor, I must pay it."
"I shall advance you the money," said the apprentice.
As soon as the divorce was effective, the paramour married the woman. Soon he sued his former master for the money, and the latter, being unable to pay it, was compelled to agree to work off his debt by labor. While he waited at the table, his tears trickled down his cheeks and fell into the cups of wine he was serving.
Then it was that decree was sealed in Heaven that Jerusalem should be destroyed. No actual crime had been committed, it was entirely legal as to procedure, and well within the law, yet it merited a harsher penalty than an actual crime would have brought on.
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@IgorTheTroll only now do u understand DARK SIDE of d shwartz
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Pacifism (Updated)
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My naive younger brother fought me about Palestinian and Israeli politics. He told me ten years ago that he was a pacifist. He will deny this. The argument once heated up to the point where he swore he was a pacifist and saw no reason to ever use physical threats or action. I punched him to show him the need for defense. (younger brothers don't listen) Later that day he went up to my room and trashed it. (somehow he seems to have thought that destroying one's home was not violence) I attacked him. My mother called the police... and I was put in jail.
I punched him to test him. He thought he outsmarted me by not fighting back, an hour later he trashed my room. I went back into his room and hit him again. My mother called the cops and I was put in the NYC tombs for around four days before it got sorted out. He was seventeen years old at the time, and the police had me cited for domestic violence with a minor. I was like are you kidding, he's taller then me? I was incarcerated, but I still say calling the police doesn't count as an act of non-violence. I still have the stupid shit on my record that I assaulted a minor. To this day the little shit tests me. Today I'm a political "conservative" (..."classical liberal"), but when Rudy ran for the presidency I went out of my way to ruin his campaign. I did not like the police in NYC when he was mayor.
as a result of my fathers actions with the judge who found the entire situation amusing... she let me free on the premise that I would receive psychiatric counseling.
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