What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating you:1. Remove your lap top from its bag
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3. Turn on
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5. Connect to the Internet and turn on the sound.
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in prayer
7. Take a deep breath and open this site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger
