A solution to Austria's blonde jokes crisis

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Heard the one about the blonde in Austria? Well from tomorrow it will be a criminal offence if you have – and that’s no joke. The country has outlawed gags about blondes as part of the fight against terrorism. Officials fear that ­marginalised blondes – furious at being portrayed as stupid – could take revenge on society.

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Offenders could be sentenced to two years’ jail.