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| (h/t Jessica Chasmar art via ebay.com and poetry via slate.com) |
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| (I wonder if Beyonce did lip sinching for Qaddafi?) |
Yahoo approached Alien vs. Predator versifier Michael Robbins. But
the angry quatrains he delivered—titled “To the Drone Vaguely Realizing
Eastward”—may have hit a bit too hard. Here’s a sample, from Robbins’
Tumblr:
Paging Pakistan and Yemen.
Calling all the drone-dead children.
The camel can’t come to the phone.
This is for the drone-in-chief.
Mumbai used to be Bombay.
The bomb bay opens with a queef.
