Media Spins Michelle, but fat chicks wobble with the Sauds

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there will be a meeting between Michelle Obama and Prince Salman bin Abdul Aziz, governor of Riyadh and brother of the late King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, while another meeting is shuffled from the first lady with the owner of Málaga CF, billionaire businessman, son of Qatar's Interior Minister and member of the Qatari royal family, Abdullah Al Thani.

I thought the media stopped running these absurd stories once they realized this woman was a few dozen pounds (at least) overweight? But I guess they're still living in the Land of Make Believe that she's some sort of fitness guru or something.
The First Lady says you can have your cake and eat it, too.
The fabulous and fit Michelle Obama loves eating pie and deep-dish pizza, but makes up for it by exercising plenty and eating a vegetable-rich diet, she told Ladies’ Home Journal in an exclusive interview.
“One of the reasons I talk about pie and burgers is because if you tell people they can never have the stuff they love, they'll shut down,” she told the outlet. “What is life without the things you love to eat? For me it's pie.”
But to get that famously toned physique, Obama exercises daily with her husband, waking up at the crack of dawn.
While early morning fitness may seem excruciating to some, Mrs. O has advice.
“Don't think about how you're feeling during the workout. Think about an hour and a half from now, how good you're gonna feel the rest of the day," she said.
Although she sometimes cheats the routine, she makes up for it with an extra-hard workout.
“So, yeah, there are absolutely times when you just don't feel like [exercising]. That's why the times that I do feel like it, I push myself,” she told LHJ.
Yeah, she's pushing it alright. To the tune of a couple hundred thousand dollars for a trip to Spain.
Have some more cake, chumps.
I don't remember the media being as nice to Barbara Bush

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