Alef Bet: I have a polar relationship with Natalie Portman. On the one hand I'd like to do things to her that I can't write publicly or probably legally and on the other hand she is friends with the Jordanian royal family and is the ultimate court Jew dhimmi. She also was the absolute worst actor I had ever seen in my life when I saw her live at Shakespeare in the Park's Chekhov's Seagull. Gah! North Hollyhood Image
